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Rosen Trevithick

About Rosen Trevithick

Rosen was born in Cornwall. She studied psychology at Oxford before moving back to the West Country.

Readers have downloaded over a quarter of a million copies of Rosen's books. Several titles have broken into the Amazon charts, including a number 1 humorous fiction bestseller.

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Praise for Rosen Trevithick

"Brilliant."
- The Independent
(Re: 'The Troll Trap')
"You can tell that Ms Trevithick was a fan of Roald Dahl when she was growing up. The stinky trolls in this story are reminiscent of the giants in The BFG and, if possible, even more revolting. Her strong authorial voice and witty prose will appeal to parents as much as children; I caught myself chortling out loud at least every other page."
- Rebecca Davies (The Independent)
(Re: 'The Troll Trap')
"It's hilarious to the point that I had to put the book down because I couldn't see the screen for my tears and this happened a few times. The incident in the kitchen with the My Ickle Pony Tail had me curled up so I didn't wet myself."
- K. Farrimond (Amazon Reviewer)
(Re: 'My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)')
"I've been reading The Troll Trap during guided reading sessions with my year 5 children. Quite simply, they love it! The smiles on the children's faces, their sniggering and eagerness for the next session are an absolute joy."
- D. Spiteri (Year 5 Teacher)
(Re: 'The Troll Trap')

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Britain's Got Kidneys - Part 1

Britain's Got Kidneys - Part 1

A Short Story (Part of the Britain's Got Kidneys collection)

Coming soon...

Part 1 of a Six Part Series

Eight contestants. One kidney. It’s a battle of life and death – literally, when a corrupt television producer and a desperate media whore decide to host a reality TV show in which eight strangers compete to win a kidney transplant.

Amongst the contestants, Dino turns his back on a gangster lifestyle to make a go of his new romance, but when he is stabbed, he's forced to swap an idyllic future in Cornwall for game show hell. Chris begs his estranged wife to pretend they’re still together, in the hope that being a family man will make him more appealing to the voting public. And, Lorna is blissfully happy after her boyfriend proposes. But will he still want her after he sees the TV crew’s hidden camera footage?

The show's début episode was expected to spark controversy, but when the police arrive to question a contestant, the British public find themselves immersed in a murder investigation.