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Rosen Trevithick

About Rosen Trevithick

Rosen was born in Cornwall. She studied psychology at Oxford before moving back to the West Country.

Readers have downloaded over a quarter of a million copies of Rosen's books. Several titles have broken into the Amazon charts, including a number 1 humorous fiction bestseller.

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Praise for Rosen Trevithick

"Brilliant."
- The Independent
"Fun, lighthearted read and well written. Children who enjoy Roald Dahl and Horrible Histories may like this."
- Kew (Amazon Top 1000 Reviewer)
"The best bit about the book for me, were the belly laughs it caused in my son …This is the first book where both of us have found it equally funny and for me the bonding experience I had with him as a result will never be forgotten. It was a wonderful experience."
- David Haynes (Author)
"You'll probably never look at a slowcooker in quite the same way again after reading this....or your child's My Little Pony."
- Mrs. M. A. Tolcher (Amazon Reviewer)

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Britain's Got Kidneys - Part 1

Britain's Got Kidneys - Part 1

A Short Story (Part of the Britain's Got Kidneys collection)

Coming soon...

Part 1 of a Six Part Series

Eight contestants. One kidney. It’s a battle of life and death – literally, when a corrupt television producer and a desperate media whore decide to host a reality TV show in which eight strangers compete to win a kidney transplant.

Amongst the contestants, Dino turns his back on a gangster lifestyle to make a go of his new romance, but when he is stabbed, he's forced to swap an idyllic future in Cornwall for game show hell. Chris begs his estranged wife to pretend they’re still together, in the hope that being a family man will make him more appealing to the voting public. And, Lorna is blissfully happy after her boyfriend proposes. But will he still want her after he sees the TV crew’s hidden camera footage?

The show's début episode was expected to spark controversy, but when the police arrive to question a contestant, the British public find themselves immersed in a murder investigation.