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Rosen Trevithick

About Rosen Trevithick

Rosen was born in Cornwall. She studied psychology at Oxford before moving back to the West Country.

Readers have downloaded over a quarter of a million copies of Rosen's books. Several titles have broken into the Amazon charts, including a number 1 humorous fiction bestseller.

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Praise for Rosen Trevithick

"Brilliant."
- The Independent
(Re: 'The Troll Trap')
"This first thing I learned was that this is not a book to read on the bus, mainly because of all the times I caught myself laughing like an idiot every five minutes. The second thing I learned was just how great this book is."
- M. Cox (Amazon Reviewer)
(Re: 'My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)')
"You can tell that Ms Trevithick was a fan of Roald Dahl when she was growing up. The stinky trolls in this story are reminiscent of the giants in The BFG and, if possible, even more revolting. Her strong authorial voice and witty prose will appeal to parents as much as children; I caught myself chortling out loud at least every other page."
- Rebecca Davies (The Independent)
(Re: 'The Troll Trap')
"I've been reading The Troll Trap during guided reading sessions with my year 5 children. Quite simply, they love it! The smiles on the children's faces, their sniggering and eagerness for the next session are an absolute joy."
- D. Spiteri (Year 5 Teacher)
(Re: 'The Troll Trap')

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28.01.2015 20:00

Christian Grey Versus A Worthy Romantic Lead

In the build up to the release of Two Shades of the Lilac Sunset, I've compiled a table contrasting Christian Grey from Fifty Shades of Grey to a worthy romantic lead.

Christian Grey Versus A Worthy Romantic Lead

Christian Grey Versus A Worthy Romantic Lead

    First wants to hit his partner when...

  • Worthy Romantic Lead: he finds out that she enjoys being spanked
  • Christian Grey: she asks him a question he doesn't like
    Finds out where she works by...

  • Worthy Romantic Lead: asking her
  • Christian Grey: calculated research
    After the first date, he buys her...

  • Worthy Romantic Lead: a small personal token of his affection
  • Christian Grey: first edition volumes of Tess of the d'Urbervilles worth £10,000
    Responds to her drunk-dialling from a club by...

  • Worthy Romantic Lead: having a chat
  • Christian Grey: illegally tracking her mobile, turning up uninvited, taking her unconscious to a hotel room and removing her clothes
    Views taking her virginity as...

  • Worthy Romantic Lead: a privilege
  • Christian Grey: a means to an end
    Reacts to an email suggesting that the relationship may be over by...

  • Worthy Romantic Lead: calling her to clarify the situation
  • Christian Grey: breaking into her house and jumping on her
    Negotiates terms of a dom-sub relationship whilst...

  • Worthy Romantic Lead: both sober
  • Christian Grey: plying her with alcohol
    Responds to her describing her boundaries by...

  • Worthy Romantic Lead: listening and taking them on board
  • Christian Grey: asking why she's still awake
    Responds to her using their agreed safe word by...

  • Worthy Romantic Lead: respecting her limits
  • Christian Grey: getting angry and berating her
    Responds to her saying she doesn't want to try anal sex with...

  • Worthy Romantic Lead: 'Okay, I respect that.'
  • Christian Grey: 'I'll agree to no fisting, but I'd really like to claim your ass.'

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