Rosen Trevithick Sex Tape Leaked On T'internet
Here's the second in my series of spoof news articles designed to promote My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome.
Rosen Trevithick Sex Tape Leaked On T'internet
Just hours after famous author Rosen Trevithick released her new darkly-comic novel, My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome, a video featuring Rosen measuring a banana was leaked online.
The twenty-second clip which depicts a pair of woman's hands determining the length of a six-inch overripe banana with a tape measure, has been viewed on YouTube quarter of a million times, which coincidentally is the number of Rosen Trevithick books downloaded so far.
A telling lock of improbably-red hair dangling in the frame fuelled rumours that the starring hands belonged to Rosen. The exceptionally talented writer confirmed rumours in a statement issued this morning..
Rosen claimed, "I always measure my fruit and veg, so I can decide where to place it on the counter. Nothing even remotely sexy was happening in that video. Besides, the banana told me it was in an open relationship."
The teaser campaign for My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome featured a series of sex toys and provocatively dressed items of fruit, alongside quotes depicting misunderstandings concerning their function. Rosen denies any link between the sex tape and her campaign. "I was simply organising my kitchen. I had no idea that I was being filmed."
Reactions have been mixed. One follower tweeted:
'I'm shocked the author of such a hilarious and inexpensive book that's available in paperback and for Kindle would allow this to happen.'
Whilst another tweeted:
'How ironic that Rosen is planning a sequel called My Granny Writes a Sex Tape. What are the chances? #soSpunOutRightNow'
A well-known internet store, who stock the book priced at £2.99/£8.99 have not commented on the debacle.
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