04.07.2014 15:14
Things More Newsworthy than My Book
I am disappointed that, so far, the press have not featured the launch of my novel, My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome.
In one of my more creative sour grapes moments, I made a list of some news stories that were given more coverage than me.
Warning Over Rats in Dishwashers
Police to quiz Elvis impersonator over gun drama near Looe
Kids rescue jellyfish during kayaking trip
Cat breaks into home and does a poo
Tortoise disqualified in intercollegiate tortoise race
Can Les Dennis become a Corrie classic?
Abandoned Thai Shopping Mall Becomes Pond
Rescue helicopter finds Jedward stranded on sandbank
Hoaxer Jailed for Calling NHS about Wotsit stuck up his nose
Helen Mirren cuts her own hair
If only I hadn't picked this week to launch my book.
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