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Rosen Trevithick

About Rosen Trevithick

Rosen was born in Cornwall. She studied psychology at Oxford before moving back to the West Country.

Readers have downloaded over a quarter of a million copies of Rosen's books. Several titles have broken into the Amazon charts, including a number 1 humorous fiction bestseller.

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Praise for Rosen Trevithick

"Brilliant."
- The Independent
(Re: 'The Troll Trap')
"I absolutley loved Straight Out of University. It was laugh out loud funny through a lot of it. It drew me in rapidly and even had me on tenterhooks to see if characters Sophie and John would work out together."
- S. Hitchens
(Re: 'The Other Daughter')
"Rosen does humour very well, but this latest title from her is the best yet. It even had me laughing out loud, which is rare for me!"
- Michael Brookes (Author)
(Re: 'My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)')
"Well if you're looking for something just a little bit different, this is that kind of book. It was like dipping a lolly into a bag of pop rocks, I was never sure where the author would take it next."
- Cheryl (Amazon Top 500 Reviewer)
(Re: 'Straight Out of University')

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29.06.2014 12:25
Free today : Seesaw - Volume II

Free today : Seesaw - Volume II

For the first time since its release in November 2013, Seesaw - Volume II is available to download for free. It includes stories that have been described as 'heartbreaking' right through to 'utterly hilarious'.

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22.06.2014 12:00
Vote for the Best Self-Published or Small...

Vote for the Best Self-Published or Small Press Book of 2013

Over at Indie Book Bargains, we have been running a competition to find the best self-published and small press books of 2013. Three voters will be selected at random to receive a bundle of six rare, signed paperbacks.

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01.06.2014 17:20

Frequently Asked Questions

I'm always happy to reply to questions from readers but if you want a quick answer, try this FAQ. Where can you buy my books? Are they based on fact? Do I really have a troll living in my toilet?

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26.05.2014 17:13
My Granny Writes Erotica - Banned by Amazon...

My Granny Writes Erotica - Banned by Amazon (sort of)

I recently noticed that My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie) is not coming up on Amazon when you search for 'My Granny Writes Erotica'. It's also been hidden from 'Authors who bought this also bought', which is a common way that readers find books.

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26.05.2014 12:06
Excerpt 3: Betty Berry Visits the Film Set

Excerpt 3: Betty Berry Visits the Film Set

The third in a series of excerpts from my upcoming novel, My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome. After declaring that she wants 'nothing to do with that cinematic fifth', Betty finds herself unable to resist visiting the set of the film adaptation of her erotic novel.

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21.05.2014 17:45
Excerpt 2: A Debt Collector Messes With the...

Excerpt 2: A Debt Collector Messes With the Wrong Woman

Here's the second in a series of excerpts from my upcoming novel, My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome. The debt collector who has been intimidating our heroine Betty makes another house call, but this time he's bitten off much more than he can chew.

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20.05.2014 11:03
These new paperweights are elegance epitomized

These new paperweights are elegance epitomized

"These new paperweights are elegance epitomized." A promotional placard for My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome - out July 3rd 2014.

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19.05.2014 17:46
Excerpt 1: Betty Berry Tries Porn for the...

Excerpt 1: Betty Berry Tries Porn for the First Time

I'm proud to present the first in a series of excerpts from my upcoming novel, My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome, Betty Berry tries porn for the first time.

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19.05.2014 11:46
Shrink-wrapped bananas? It's health and safety...

Shrink-wrapped bananas? It's health and safety gone mad!

"Shrink-wrapped bananas? It's health and safety gone mad!" A promotional placard for My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome - out July 3rd 2014.

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17.05.2014 17:59
My Ickle Pony Tail - Fiction Meets Reality

My Ickle Pony Tail - Fiction Meets Reality

One of the problems with being a writer in the modern day, is that every time you have a new idea, you can usually find at least ten example of it having been done before. There you are, thinking that a gay alien Christening is a novel idea...

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