Is the My Ickle Pony Tail Real?
If you've read My Granny Writes Erotica then you will no doubt be familiar with the infamous 'My Ickle Pony Tail'.
Our prudish protagonist, Betty, receives one in the post. It has long, rainbow hair, a 'handle' with a tapered end and plays the tune of 'Ride a Cock Horse' in a high pitched tinny squeak. Betty struggles to work out what it's for. Guesses involve a garish hair decoration and a tickling device. Those of you who've read the book will know that it's for something else entirely.
But is it a real product, and if so, where did I find it?
I can now reveal that the My Ickle Pony Tail is completely fictional. You can, I believe, purchase a similar item for much the same purpose, but it's not rainbow coloured and, to my knowledge, none of the items on the market play music. I first stumbled across their variety of product online, naturally!
My Granny Writes Erotica is available for Kindle priced at £1.49. Download a copy now.
It will be available in paperback form in November, as part of Seesaw (Volume II).
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