Dear David Walliams
Dear David Walliams,
I be Rosenburt Bogieslurper, the smelly troll author. I like to eat children and authors who snub me invitations. Personally, I be thinking you look a bit stringy, but I be having sharp teeth.
I want yer to interview me about being a smelly troll because children wanting to read about demon dentists and stinky misters, will want to know all about being a smelly troll. I personally smell like earwax that has been melted down, blended with garlic and re-solidified. What do you smell like?
Your stinkily
Rosenburt Bogieslurper (the troll behind Rosen Trevithick)
Gunkfreak the Troll convincingly disguised as a little girl
Smelly Troll books
The Troll Trap A stinky, squelchy adventure packed with secret dens, tree climbing, troll traps and lots and lots of revolting smells.
Mr Splendiferous and the Troublesome Trolls A slimy, smelly, sausage-slinging adventure packed with mischief, troll traps and a really reckless wacky scientist.
Trolls On Ice A slippery, icy adventure packed with hideous trolls, winter sports and lots and lots of snotacular calamities.
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