Dear David Walliams

About Rosen Trevithick

Rosen was born in Cornwall. She studied psychology at Oxford before moving back to the West Country.

Readers have downloaded over a quarter of a million copies of Rosen's books. Several titles have broken into the Amazon charts, including a number 1 humorous fiction bestseller.

Praise for Rosen Trevithick

"Brilliant."

- The Independent

(Re: 'The Troll Trap')

"My Granny Writes Erotica is a laugh a minute story with a few moments that steal your breath! I really enjoyed it and if it ever appears on Paperback I will definitely be giving copies to my family to read."

- Rebbie Reviews (Amazon Reviewer)

(Re: 'My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)')

"The ups are oh so funny, the downs are quite heartbreaking. I am not ashamed to say I was in tears more than once. The last story just blew me away when I got to it. This is definitely the best collection of stories I've read in a long while and I'm sure I will read them again."

- J. Stacey (Amazon Top 1000 Reviewer)

(Re: 'Seesaw - Volume I')

"Once again Rosen has succeeded in crafting a delightful story, full of humour yet delving into the more serious side of human nature and relationships."

- P. Elliot (Goodreads Mod)

(Re: 'Pompomberry House')

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15.11.2013 10:37

Dear David Walliams,

I be Rosenburt Bogieslurper, the smelly troll author. I like to eat children and authors who snub me invitations. Personally, I be thinking you look a bit stringy, but I be having sharp teeth.

I want yer to interview me about being a smelly troll because children wanting to read about demon dentists and stinky misters, will want to know all about being a smelly troll. I personally smell like earwax that has been melted down, blended with garlic and re-solidified. What do you smell like?

Your stinkily

Rosenburt Bogieslurper (the troll behind Rosen Trevithick)

Gunkfreak the Troll convincingly disguised as a little girl

Smelly Troll books

The Troll Trap A stinky, squelchy adventure packed with secret dens, tree climbing, troll traps and lots and lots of revolting smells.

Mr Splendiferous and the Troublesome Trolls A slimy, smelly, sausage-slinging adventure packed with mischief, troll traps and a really reckless wacky scientist.

Trolls On Ice A slippery, icy adventure packed with hideous trolls, winter sports and lots and lots of snotacular calamities.