Rosen Trevithick Cures Cancer
Here's the second in my series of spoof news articles designed to promote My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome.
Rosen Trevithick Cures Cancer
Award-winning author of My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome cured a patient with terminal lung cancer in the most promising treatment breakthrough since frogs.
Rosen Trevithick, 34, stunned scientists when she saved Gilbert Dwinbobble from death just moments before doctors expected him to die.
'Gilbert was dying of lung cancer after having smoked a chimney. The doctors said he only had days to live. I was sad because even though Gilbert was earmarked for death when I first created him, after writing about the chap for six months I formed an attachment.'
Unable to accept Gilbert passing, Rosen researched lung cancer day and night, until finally she had the solution.
'I wrote a paragraph in which Gilbert sprang out of bed and danced a jig. Lo and behold, his cancer had passed.'
Cancer research organisations are queuing up to talk to Rosen. Fictional characters across the globe may be saved as a result of Rosen's ground breaking achievement.
Only the literary police are unhappy. 'What Rosen did was unrealistic and short-changed her readers. I only hope that her five star book My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome, which is available in paperback and for Kindle, is better written.'
Frogs were once associated with curing cancer, but have largely been discredited. Too many patients croaked.
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