Dear David Walliams

About Rosen Trevithick

Rosen was born in Cornwall. She studied psychology at Oxford before moving back to the West Country.

Readers have downloaded over a quarter of a million copies of Rosen's books. Several titles have broken into the Amazon charts, including a number 1 humorous fiction bestseller.

Praise for Rosen Trevithick

"Brilliant."

- The Independent

(Re: 'The Troll Trap')

"It's hilarious to the point that I had to put the book down because I couldn't see the screen for my tears and this happened a few times. The incident in the kitchen with the My Ickle Pony Tail had me curled up so I didn't wet myself."

- K. Farrimond (Amazon Reviewer)

(Re: 'My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)')

"I didn’t want Miss to put the book down. It was so gripping from the beginning."

- Daisy (Schoolchild)

(Re: 'The Troll Trap')

"The best bit about the book for me, were the belly laughs it caused in my son …This is the first book where both of us have found it equally funny and for me the bonding experience I had with him as a result will never be forgotten. It was a wonderful experience."

- David Haynes (Author)

(Re: 'The Troll Trap')

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15.11.2013 10:37

Dear David Walliams,

I be Rosenburt Bogieslurper, the smelly troll author. I like to eat children and authors who snub me invitations. Personally, I be thinking you look a bit stringy, but I be having sharp teeth.

I want yer to interview me about being a smelly troll because children wanting to read about demon dentists and stinky misters, will want to know all about being a smelly troll. I personally smell like earwax that has been melted down, blended with garlic and re-solidified. What do you smell like?

Your stinkily

Rosenburt Bogieslurper (the troll behind Rosen Trevithick)

Gunkfreak the Troll convincingly disguised as a little girl

Smelly Troll books

The Troll Trap A stinky, squelchy adventure packed with secret dens, tree climbing, troll traps and lots and lots of revolting smells.

Mr Splendiferous and the Troublesome Trolls A slimy, smelly, sausage-slinging adventure packed with mischief, troll traps and a really reckless wacky scientist.

Trolls On Ice A slippery, icy adventure packed with hideous trolls, winter sports and lots and lots of snotacular calamities.