Contents of Seesaw Volume II Revealed
It gives me great pleasure to announce the contents of my second Seesaw collection.
Preface
1. A Stormy Afternoon in Falmouth Harbour
2. All Grown Up
3. The Ice Marathon
4. All Washed Up
5. The Other Father (Original)
6. The Other Father (Gourmet Girl Burger)
7. All Knocked Up
8. What Crazy Looks Like
9. All Loved Up
10. My Granny Writes Erotica
11. All Choked Up
The preface will continue Rosen's own story, inviting you to share in her rocky but exciting journey from long-term incapacity to professional author.
Stormy weather in Falmouth spells tragedy for two young parents who meet to try and resolve their differences. A gust of wind claims the buggy containing their six month old baby, and their lives will never be the same again.
Nicola has an important decision to make.
A one night stand. A gross betrayal. Every mother's worst nightmare.
When Simon and Emma first meet, they find each other intolerable and are stunned when an angry row turns into sex.
The resultant pregnancy shocks them further. However, only days after giving birth, Emma falls critically ill. With Simon on an Antarctic expedition, Emma entrusts baby Joseph to her 'in-laws'. On her recovery, she waits anxiously for them to bring him home, but when her father-in-law arrives alone, she knows that something is seriously wrong.
Is the distance between Emma and Simon purely geographical? Will Simon's return be the key to reuniting mother and son, or is Simon integral to baby Joseph's disappearance?
Nicky hosts a house party.
Adam notices a strange man following him to the park.
There's nothing normal about Alan Normalton. His favourite habits are bottom burping and picking bogies from his nose. What's more, he was born with only four and a half toes on each foot and his skin has a faint greenish tinge. One day, he asks his mum why he's not like other boys.
Alan soon finds himself drawn into a dangerous forest filled with entertaining and disgusting monsters, who quickly become his friends. But not everybody likes Alan's new friends. In fact, some people find them very scary indeed.
After his little sister is kidnapped and carried deep into the forest, Alan must decide who to help - his sister or his new monster buddies.
A short story from Rosen Trevithick's Smelly Troll series. Also available on 'Off the KUF' - an anthology of mixed authors.
Nicki feels out of place at a baby shower.
Internet 'humour' from the perspective of a mentally ill woman.
Nicki reluctantly agrees to attend a friend's wedding.
"Where on God's green earth am I going to raise that sort of money? I'm a pensioner!" thought Betty. Then her eyes fell on her daughter's copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life's ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a 'get rich quick' scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
With little experience in matters of the libido, Betty finds herself ill-equipped to pursue her goal. So she sets out to acquire carnal knowledge without arousing the suspicions of her prudish friends and uptight family.
When her embittered mother-in-law finds a butt plug in the slow cooker, it seems like the game is up. Will Betty be able to prevent bankruptcy with her salacious prose before her source of income is exposed?
A resolution for Nicki.
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