The Book of Most Quality Writers

A collection of short stories by indies so quality you'll weep tears of joy and snot of envy.

I Shot Five Men

A sequel to the spiffing murder novel, 'I Shot Four Men'. Same tried and tested plot.

Hungry

Yom yom yom. In order to survive, a group of stranded people need to chews somebody to eat. Packed with tasteful humour.

Foot

What is that body part washed up on the beach? It’s smelly, hairy and toe-y.

Busty and Giving

Three charity representatives with enormous knockers battle for a corporate grant, but things quickly turn tits up.

Gnome-man Art More Lovely Than Thou

In an original and daring romance, a china doll falls in love with a garden gnome. Touching, dramatic and set to break down racial barriers.

The Pig and the Cliff

Not wanting to be a boar, a nonconformist pig goes for a trot along the cliffs but falls and takes quite a hammering.